Vanity
It wasn’t long ago that I first arrived at this station
The ratings were down; we were a joke around the town
But ever since my first show
I’ve been bringing in the dough
And do you know why?
I’m the best news anchor that there is
When I walk down the street, they all shout
damn, she’s big
I report with integrity
No one ever is ahead of me
And the men love every part of my anatomy.
Mitch and Mindy
Vanity Harper
She’s the best
When it’s a story you want fully
You can forget the rest
Vanity Harper
She’s the best
From her chiseled little chin
Down to her firm round breasts
Vanity
When I’m on TV they’re always watching me
The ratings are so high, you need to know astronomy
My credentials are impressive
And my diction never misses
And all my clothing is outrageously expensive
Mitch and Mindy
Vanity Harper
She’s the best
In television news, she is the A-plus test
Vanity Harper
She’s the best
She’s always been Barbara Walters’ favorite guest
Vanity
I know I sound so amazing
And I really, I’m quite outstanding
The Emmy Committee is thinking of renaming that statue curved so perfectly
They say it’s the likeness of me.
Vanity!
Mitch and Mindy
Vanity Harper
She’s the best
When it’s a story you want fully
You can forget the rest
Vanity Harper
She’s the best
From her chiseled little chin
Down to her firm round breasts
Vanity Harper
She’s the best
In television news, she is the A-plus test
Vanity Harper
She’s the best
She’s always been Barbara Walters’ favorite guest
Vanity
Vanity Harper
Vanity Harper
No one gets the fan letters like Vanity
Mitch and Mindy
Vanity Harper
Vanity Harper
A legend is the description for
Vanity
Vanity Harper