Paul
I finally made it
I can’t believe it’s a go
I’m gonna co-anchor the six o’clock news show
Good Evening everybody
It’s time to put on a show
We’re here to inform you
Tell you everything you need to know.
Chorus
It’s a live late breaking news beat
Paul Criver’s in the co-anchor seat
It’s a live late breaking news beat
Seeing how this goes will be a treat
Paul
I’m gonna share with you the latest news
Great information you can use
Not just the bad and depressing stuff
The other stations do that enough
You’re gonna watch and enjoy yourself
We’re gonna make you smile
You’re gonna watch and enjoy yourself
That will be our style
Chorus
It’s a live late breaking news beat
Paul Criver seems to be really sweet
It’s a live late breaking news beat
Vanity Harper’s gonna eat him like he’s red meat
Vanity
I can’t believe they did it
My psychiatrist said they were unfounded fears.
I’ve been anchoring alone these past 25 years
As an anchor of the news I have no peers
But they send this boy to sit by my side
By the time I’m done, I’ll have his hide
Chorus
It’s a live late breaking news beat
Vanity Harper won’t go down in defeat
It’s a live late breaking news beat
If Paul lasts a month it will be a feat
Kelly
The classes are over
I’m ready to start my career
I’ll be a TV star within a year
I’ll move up to reporter, but start as an intern
Let’s get it started; I’ve got a lot to learn.
Chorus
It’s a live late breaking news beat
Kelly Warner wants to be a star
It’s a live late breaking news beat
Looking like that, she won’t get too far
Sonny
I’m so proud of Paul’s achievement
Co-anchor at 25 is quite an accomplishment
I know his father would be impressed
And Paul will give this job his absolute best
Chorus
It’s a live late breaking news beat
Sonny Day thinks Paul will be a success
It’s a live late breaking news beat
Paul Criver is in for quite a test
Randy
I’ve set up the team to make this station pop
With Vanity and Paul we can hit the top
As long as she doesn’t drive him away
I’ve got to make sure Paul will stay.
Chorus
It’s a live late breaking news beat
The News Director wants us to be number one
It’s a live late breaking news beat
Seeing how it plays out will be fun.
Everyone
Good Evening everybody
It’s time to put on a show
We’re here to inform you
Tell you everything you need to know.
You’re gonna watch and enjoy yourself
We’re gonna make you smile
You’re gonna watch and enjoy yourself
That will be our style
It’s a live late breaking news beat
Paul and Vanity are ready to get this done
It’s a live late breaking news beat
Lights, Camera, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1