PAUL
WHAT’S THE USE OF BEING UP TO THE MINUTE
IF NO TRUTH’S IN IT?
I THOUGHT NEWS WAS ALWAYS TO BE ACCURATE
BUT NOW YOU TELL ME TO MANUFACTURE IT
IF WE WANT TO HAVE VALIDITY
SOURCES CAN’T GET ANONYMITY
FORGIVE ME IF I’M TERSE
BUT I’D RATHER NOT BE FIRST
WHEN OUR SOURCES ARE THE WORST.
RANDY
THE BEST PART OF DISSEMINATING THE NEWS
IS WHEN YOU CAN IGNITE A FUSE.
IF WE CREATE A LITTLE CONTROVERSY
THEN ALL THOSE VIEWERS ARE AT OUR MERCY.
DON’T LET THE FACT OF NO NEWS LEAD TO INACTION
IF THE TRUTH IN THE STORY IS BUT A FRACTION
THAT IS WHY WE HAVE THE RETRACTION.
SINCE GREELY TOLD THEM ALL GO WEST
THE ONE THAT’S FIRST IS THOUGHT THE BEST
SO LISTEN HARD TO MY REQUEST
JUST BROADCAST SOMETHING, ANYTHING
FIRST IS THE IMPORTANT THING
GO BREAK THE NEWS BEFORE THE REST